Funny Thoughts

John's Answering Machine

Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

Anonymous

Debutante Orgies

Q: Why don't debutantes go to orgies?
A: There'd be too many thank you notes to write.

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Anonymous

Jock Booty Call - Foul

Hey babe, I'd really like to foul you. High five!

Anonymous