Funny Thoughts

Light Bulb - Dyslexic

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a dyslexic?
A: One. It isn't too easy.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Fonda

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Fonda!
Fonda who?
Fonda you!

Anonymous

Confucius - Church

Confucius say...
Fart in church and you’ll sit in your own pew.

Anonymous