Funny Thoughts

Ignored

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next please!

Anonymous

Why cannibals do not eat comedians?

Q: Why don't cannibals eat comedians?
A: They taste funny.

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Drum Solo

Q: How do you know when a drum solo's really bad?
A: The bass player notices.

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