Funny Thoughts

Thumb Sucking

A mom, dad and their two sons watch TV. The dad gives the mom a look, and they head upstairs. The two little boys wonder what they are doing and go upstairs to take a peek. "Well," says the older boy, "remember this when mom gets on your case for sucking your thumb."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
Anonymous

Brown In The Forest

Q: What's brown and sits in the forest?
A: Winnie's pooh.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

K9 Trust

After I'm done snacking I have to show my hands to my dog like a blackjack dealer.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG