Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Mattress Store

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
Anonymous

LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Drug Jokes (LSD Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Riddles
Anonymous

Healthy Selection

That girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never seen herbivore.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pickup Lines (Girl to Guy) , Word Play Jokes , Food Jokes (Vegetarian Jokes)
Anonymous