Funny Thoughts

Witch At The Movie

Q: What do you do if a witch in a pointy hat sits in front of you at the cinema?
A: Miss most of the film!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

The Honest Lawyer

Q: When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?
A: When his lips are shut.

Anonymous

Test Results

My doctor told me I had liver disease.
Better than having dier disease I suppose.

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