Disoriented

If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?

Not Enough Time

Did you ever notice the people who complain the most about not having enough time to do all their work are the same ones who always stop and tell everyone that they don't have enough time to do all their work.

Pocket Change

A small boy stunned his parents when he began to empty his pockets of nickels, dimes and quarters. Finally his mother said, "Where did you get all that money? "At Sunday school," the boy replied nonchalantly. "They have bowls of it."