Funny Thoughts

Monica Testifying

Q: How did we know that Monica would testify?
A: Because she has a history of not being able to keep her mouth closed.

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Anonymous

When Lincoln Was Your Age

A father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." The son replied, "When Lincoln was your age, he was President."

Anonymous

No Poop

My friend told me he hasn't pooped in over a month, but I'm not sure I believe him... 
...either way he's full of shit.

Submitted BY: IAmAchilles