Funny Thoughts

Greatest Daddy

Three young boys were walking on the sidewalk arguing over whose daddy was the greatest. One said, "My dad is the greatest because he is the president of the town bank." The second boy said, "That is pretty good, but my daddy owns two grocery stores in town!" The third boy said, "That's nothing, my dad is a preacher, and he owns hell. He came home last night and told my mom that the Church Board gave it to him!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Religion Jokes
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Enterprise Illness

Q: What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
A: Chicken Spocks!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes)
Anonymous

California Pick-up Line

Q: Whats the best new pick-up line in California?
A: I have electricity.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pickup Lines (Universal)
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