Sick Again

Two guys work for the city: one furiously digs a hole, the other quickly fills the hole. A confused passerby asks, "Why do you dig a hole and fill it up again?" The digger leans on his shovel and replies, "The lazy jackass who plants the trees is sick again today."

Ephedrine Woes

What do you give to someone who has an allergic reaction to Ephedrine?

Becoming Shirt

Gee, that shirt is very becoming on you... of course, if I were on you, I'd be coming, too.