Funny Thoughts

Go Away

I can't stand those interfering people who bang on your door and tell you how you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"... 
Fucking firemen.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Profession Jokes (Firefighter Jokes)
Anonymous

People

There are two types of people in this world today:
1. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: RichK

Toothbrush And Toilet Paper

One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says, "Sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world." Then the toilet paper yells, "Think again buddy!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes
Anonymous