Funny Thoughts

For Everything Else, There's Master Card

I was in line behind a guy buying condoms and his credit card was declined. 
A little old lady behind me whispered, 'He just got cock blocked by Visa...'

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Blonde Bedtime

Q: What does a blonde do if she's not in bed by 10 p.m.?
A: She goes home.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Flamingo Ditto

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo, I had to put my foot down.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous