Funny Thoughts

Beat The Casino

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Parlor Trick

Q: How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck?
A: Get another 90 year old to yell "BINGO!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Old Age Jokes , Riddles
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New Favorite Numer

Q: What's a 68?
A: You do me and I owe you!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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