Funny Thoughts

Celebrity Offspring

Q: If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard had a baby, what would they name it?
A: Anna Nicole Smith.

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Beat The Casino

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

Anonymous

Parlor Trick

Q: How do you get a 90 year old lady to yell fuck?
A: Get another 90 year old to yell "BINGO!"

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