Funny Thoughts

Vehicle of Choice

Q: Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
A: Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Net Worth

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and poor.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Money Jokes (Poor People Jokes)
Anonymous

Bear Q

Quote by a forest ranger at Yosemite National Park on why it is hard to design the perfect garbage bin to keep bears from breaking into it:
"There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists."

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG