Funny Thoughts

Perverted Parrot

Q: What does a perverted parrot say?
A: Polly want a rim job.

Anonymous

Smarter?

If you think you're smarter than the previous generation...
50 years ago the owner's manual for your car explained how to adjust the valve lash.
Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

NFL Blonde Vs Brunettes

Q What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
A  Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

Anonymous