Leaf

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's suit!"

A Pirate Pays?

Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn?
A: A bucc-an-eer.

Hokey Pokey

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but I managed to turn myself around.