Funny Thoughts

Jingle Balls

Q: Why did Santa have to have his balls removed?
A: Because he'd carried his sack over his shoulders one too many times.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Manuel

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Manuel!
Manuel who?
Manuel be sorry if you don't open this door!

Anonymous

Never Left

My Uncle's last request was that he be pickled in alcohol and kept in the front room
He's here, in spirit

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