Funny Thoughts

Seriously Where's Marco

It'd be really frustrating if you couldn't find your friend Marco at a crowded swimming pool.

Categories: Funny Thoughts
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Round and Round

My friend wanted his wife to lick his anus.
She wasn't sure at first, but after a couple of attempts she's now rimming with confidence.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Traveling Salesman West Virginia

A traveling salesman is in West Virginia when he comes upon a house with a little boy sitting on the front steps.  "Son, is your mother home?" The little boy nods yes. "Can I see her please?" The boy nods again, and they go around to the back of the house where they find the mother on the ground, humping away with a sheep. "Son, do you see what your mother is doing?" The boy nods yes. "Do you know what that is?" The boy nods. "Doesn't that bother you?" "Naaaaaaaaaaaah!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Bestiality Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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