What Color

A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper." She says, "What color?" He says, "Just give me white. I'll color it myself."

Take A Bath

Two guys are outside of a bathhouse. One guy says, "Did you take a bath?" The other guy says, "No, I think you're supposed to leave them inside."

Women and Men, Wine and Grapes

Men are like a fine grape:

• They are best kept in the dark.
• They can't handle too much heat.
• They perform best when they are stepped on.

 
Women are like the wine that comes from the grape:

• They are sweet, vigorous, and full-bodied when they are young.
• They don't age well without preservatives.
• They become sour and vinegary if they remain bottled up.