Funny Thoughts

Online Dating

I'll never use online dating again!
The last guy said he lived in a gated community.
Prison. He meant prison!

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Submitted BY: MEG

What Came First?

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg?
A: I'd have to say it was the rooster!

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Anonymous

Voicemail

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to talk into an envelope to send a voicemail.

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Anonymous