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Blonde Bartender
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop. The blonde bartender doesn't get it.
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Blonde Jokes
(Dumb Blonde Jokes)
, Bar Jokes
(Walks Into a Bar)
, Insult Jokes
(Stupid Insults)
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Steel Trap
He has a mind like a steel trap, always closed!
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The Talking Clock
While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock", the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch", the man said then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall... "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU ASSHOLE, IT'S THREE O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING!"
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