Funny Thoughts

Stars

Romantic couple looking up at the sky at night:
'What if they're not stars, but holes poked into the top of the container so we can breathe?'

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG

Baby Drink

Q: How do you make a baby drink?
A: Stick it in the blender.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Dead Baby Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Classic Booty Call - If I'm Wrong

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to have sex with me.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous