Funny Thoughts

Be Nice

Never make fun of a fat guy with a lisp... He's probably thick and tired of it.

Categories: Disability Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Rooster Pickup Lines

Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You're one hot chick!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
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Ninja Norris

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Chuck Norris Jokes)
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