Funny Thoughts

Polygon Definition

Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!

Anonymous

New Tribe

An explorer is telling his friends about a new tribe he’s discovered in Africa – the Fukawe. “They’re pygmies,” explains the explorer. “But unlike most pygmies, who live in the forests , these fellows live in the tall grasses of the plains.” “And what does the name of the tribe mean?” asks one of his friends. “I’m not sure,” replies the explorer. “But when I found them wandering through the six-foot grass virtually the first thing they said to me was, “We’re the Fukawe.”’

Anonymous

A Girl Praying and Bathing

A girl praying in the church has hope in her soul...A girl bathing has soap in her hole!!!

Anonymous