Funny Thoughts

Bread to Bed

Q: Why did the woman take a loaf of bread to bed with her?
A: To feed her nightmare!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes
Anonymous

Murder

I saw a murder today
It was awesome. There must have been 50 crows in it.

Anonymous

Light Bulb - Atheist

Q: How many atheists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. Atheists question whether it's really light anyway.

Anonymous