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Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: He was looking for Pooh!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Cat Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
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Craig's List Vacuum

I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner, all it was doing was gathering dust.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Things To Say If Caught Sleeping At Your Desk

5. The blood bank mentioned this might happen.
4. Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot.
3. Unbelievable; I thought that cold medicine said DAYTIME!
2. Whew! Guess I left the top off that liquid paper.
1. Amen!

Categories: Work & Office Jokes , Profession Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous