Funny Thoughts

Yo Mama - Change

Yo mama is so stupid, if I gave her a penny for her thoughts, I'd expect change.

Anonymous

Answering Machine Test Line

Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line. Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear? ... BEEP

Anonymous

Amusing Marmosets

Q: How many marmosets does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 3. That's it, just 3. Go ahead, get 3 marmosets and try to prove me wrong.

Anonymous