Funny Thoughts

Tesla Upgrade

My sales manager pulled up in a new Tesla Model S today and I complimented him on it. 
He said, "Well, if you set goals, you're determined, and you work really hard and put in the long hours, I can trade up to a Model D next year."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Company Car Jokes , Profession Jokes (Salesman Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Fire Engines Red

Q: Why are fire engines red?
A: You'd be red too if somebody picked up your hose and dragged it across the street!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Riddles
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Underwater Spy

Q: Who was the first underwater spy?
A: James Pond!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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