Funny Thoughts

Jack And Jill

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana Jack got high pulled down his fly and Jill said I don't wanna!

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Apple iFart

Q: Why shouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?
A: They don't have Windows.

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What were they Thinking?

There's a man walking a tight rope 60 feet above ground. There's another man getting a blowjob from a 60 year old woman.
Q: What are they both thinking at the exact same time?
A: Don't look down, don't look down, don't look down, don't look down!

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