Pondering Collection

• Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
• If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
• The pen is mightier than the sword -- if the sword is very small and the pen is really sharp.
• If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
• Call me insane one more time and I'll eat your other eye!
• I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
• When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
• Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us out?
• The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
• Money isn't everything, but at least it encourages relatives to stay in touch.

Dirty Tigger

Q: Why is Tigger always so dirty?
A: Because he plays with Pooh!

Feminine Fart

Q: Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
A: They have to blow dry, and there's nothing to shake.