Funny Thoughts

Jackahump

Q: How do you stop a dog who's humping your leg?
A: Whack him off!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Zombie Baby

Q: What's funnier than a zombie baby?
A: A zombie baby in a clown suit!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles
Anonymous

Yo Mama - Batteries

Yo mama so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid)
Anonymous