Funny Thoughts

Go Bucks

Q: What does an Oregon Ducks fan do when his team has won the national championship?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Ohio Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Oregon Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Busted!

The swimming pool opened today. Guess it was just my dumb luck, I got caught taking a pee in the pool.
The darn lifeguard yelled at me so loud, I nearly fell in.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sports Jokes
Anonymous

Lawyer and Vulture

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Wings.

Categories: Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Insult Jokes , Profession Jokes (Lawyer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous