Funny Thoughts

The Stick

''Did you ever find the guy?'' ''What guy?'' ''The guy who beat you with the ugly stick!''

Anonymous

Defining Form 1040

For those of you who are not familiar with US tax forms, "Form 1040" is the most common of the US Federal tax forms. Most people file one of the several versions of this form.
Q: Ever wonder why the IRS calls it Form 1040? 
A: Because for every $50 that you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

Anonymous

Over and Out

Well paint me green and call me a pickle
cause I'm done dillin with you bitches

Categories: Funny Thoughts
Submitted BY: MEG