Funny Thoughts

No Repeat

My last customer wasn't happy with her massage
Think I rubbed her up the wrong way

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Attractive Traits

A survey revealed that people who speak more than one language are considered more attractive.
Unless that language is Klingon

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Star Trek Jokes)
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Yellow Teeth Fix

Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?

Dentist: Wear a brown tie...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes)
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