Inventions By Idiots

1. Inflatable dart board. 
2. Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
3. A book on how to read.
4. Solar-powered flashlight. 
5. Screen door on a submarine.

Skunk's Phone

Q: Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
A: It was out of odor!

Wisdom Quotes

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. - Mae West
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix
The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. - Marty Feldman
How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. - Steve Martin
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - W.C. Fields
Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer