Funny Thoughts

Blonde Synonym

A blonde was being taught what a synonym is. Her teacher said "does anyone know what a synonym is?" The blonde replied "isn't synonym a spice?"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes)
Anonymous

Republicans In Heaven

Q: Why are there only 12 Republicans in heaven?
A: If there were any more, it'd be hell.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes (About Republicans) , Riddles
Anonymous

Party Planning

I messed up planning my New Year's party.
I guess you could say I dropped the ball.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous