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Bagpipes

Bagpipes (noun) - I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man-made object never equalled the purity of sound achieved by the pig. -Alfred Hitchcock

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Yo Mama - Brainstorm

Yo mama so stupid, her brainstorms are more like drizzles.

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Ignorance Is Bliss

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

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