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Spider Diet
Q: What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
A: Burgers and flies.
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LSD Cocktail
Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!
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Ten Paces
Don't see the point in gunfights.
They always end in a draw.
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