Funny Thoughts

Find Me

I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvious reasons.

Anonymous

Blondes And Doorknobs

Q: What do blondes and doorknobs have in common?
A: Everyone gets a turn.

Anonymous

Circus Horse

A horse walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, scotch on the rocks please!" The bartender, rubbing his eyes in disbelief says, "Did.. did you just talk?" "Yes I did, why?" "It's just incredible! I've never seen a talking horse! You know, you should really go talk to the local circus, they would LOVE to have someone with your skills!"
The horse replied "Why? Are they short on electricians?"

Anonymous