Fourth Marriage

An eighty year old woman was getting married for the fourth time. A newspaper was interviewing her about her previous marriages. She said she got married the first time when she was twenty to a banker. Then, in her forties she married a three ring circus leader. Then she married a preacher. And now she's marring a funeral home director.  The lady replied, when I look back at my previous marriages, I see one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go.

IRS Quote

We've got what it takes to take what you've got - IRS

Job Security

A lot of people stuck their neck out to make sure my grandad kept his job as executioner during the French Revolution.