Funny Thoughts

Airplane In Trouble

First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm. The engine was leaking and it was raining.
Second Man: Then it is a miracle that you landed safely on the ground and nothing happened to you.
First Man: Who said the airplane was flying?!!

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A Well Dressed Man

Q: What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
A: His wife is good at picking out clothes!

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Catholic Light-Bulbs

Q: How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer candles!

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