Funny Thoughts

Time Travel

Q: What did the hungry clock do?
A: It went back 'four' seconds

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Come Again

Bet $100 that I'd win the premature ejaculator of the year award.
Disappointed. Came second.

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Repetition

Q: Why is it fun to date teachers?
A: Because if you don't get it right the first time they make you do it again.

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