Funny Thoughts

Bad Doctor

A man was recovering from surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. The man replies, "I'm alright, but I didn't like the four letter word the doctor used in surgery." The nurse asked, "What did he say?" "OOPS!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Nurse Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Palm Sunday

It was Palm Sunday, and the family's 6-year old son had to stay home from church because of strep throat. When the rest of the family returned home carrying palm branches, the little boy asked what they were for. His mother explained, "People held them over Jesus' head as he walked by." "Wouldn't you know it," the boy fumed. "The one Sunday I don't go to church, and Jesus shows up!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Kids , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
Anonymous

Bill's Choice

With the election coming close, I trust Bill Clinton the most.
He always picked someone other than Hillary, so I will too.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes)
Anonymous