Funny Thoughts

Veggie Squabble

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered a beef?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Food Jokes (Vegetarian Jokes)
Submitted BY: MEG

Cow Talk

Q: What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
A: Udder nonsense!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Farmer Jokes) , Riddles (Riddles for Kids)
Anonymous

Police Rumble

Q: What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling
A: Stop! You're under a vest.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
Anonymous