Funny Thoughts

Dirty Joke

Q: Want to hear a dirty joke?
A: The white horse fell in the mud.

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Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

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Shave

My wife asked when we were going out. "After a shave," I told her. "You shaved this morning" she said. "Yeah," I replied "I wasn't talking about me"

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