Pickup Lines

Date Creep

Man: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
Woman: And what is the best method?
Man: Chloroform.
Woman: You are funny!
Man: Good choice.

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Fresh Air

You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!

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Nightclub Pickup

This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they took to the dance floor for a slow one. While they were cheek to cheek, the guy said, "You really smell terrific. What's that you have on?" The flattered girl told him it was Chanel #5. Then wanting to return the compliment, she said, "You smell good, too. What is it that you have on?" "Well, I've got a hardon, but I didn't think you could smell it," the guy replied.

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