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Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
Woman: "No thanks. There's already one asshole in there."
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Date Creep
Man: To make a woman laugh is the second best method to get her to sleep with you.
Woman: And what is the best method?
Man: Chloroform.
Woman: You are funny!
Man: Good choice.
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Fresh Air
You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!
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