Pickup Lines

21 Inch

I've got a 21-inch... monitor.

Anonymous

Energizer Bunny

While trying to impress a girl I told her I was like the Energizer Bunny. She rolled her eyes and said "Because you can keep going and going?"
"No" I replied "I can play the drum"

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Cops After You

The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.

Anonymous