Pickup Lines

Cops After You

The cops must be after you, because it's illegal to look that good.

Categories: Pickup Lines (Universal) , Appearance Jokes
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Perfect Guy

This guy says, 'I'm perfect for you, because I'm a cross between a macho and a sensitive man.' I said, 'Oh, a gay trucker?'

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Pickup Rejections)
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Cannibal Pick Up

Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes... which would be delicious in a hollandaise sauce.

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Universal)
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