Food Jokes

Men's Gourmet Restaurant

Q: What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A: Any place without a drive-up window.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Food Jokes , Riddles
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Anonymous

Food For Thought

Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out."
Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit!

Categories: Food Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Cheerios and Georgia Tech

Q: What is the difference between Cheerios and Georgia Tech?
A: Cheerios belong in a bowl.

Categories: Food Jokes , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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