Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

Cannibal Got a Religion

Q: What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
A: He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
Anonymous

Cannibals Feasting

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
Anonymous

Mommy Mommy Cannibal

  • Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf.
  • Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner? Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.
  • Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts. Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.
  • Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.
  • Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child? Shut up and pass me the crowbar. 

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes)
Anonymous