Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

Cannibal Passes on Tyson

Q: Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
A: He thought he would give him a paunch!

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes
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Cannibal Got a Religion

Q: What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
A: He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes)
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Cannibals Feasting

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
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