Food Jokes - Meat-eater Jokes

Hannibal Lector Food

Q: What does Hannibal Lector say about Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera?
A: Mmm...pop-tarts

Anonymous

Cannibal in the Jungle

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?

Anonymous

Cannibal Passes on Tyson

Q: Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
A: He thought he would give him a paunch!

Anonymous