Cannibal Family

Cannibal Son: Mom, I don't like my brother anymore.
Cannibal Mother: You shut up and eat!

Replace Your Mom

Two cannibals, a father and son, are walking down the street, when they notice a hot girl passing by. The son says to the father, "Daddy, I'm hungry, let’s eat that girl that just passed by." The father replies, "I've got a better idea son, let’s take this one home and eat your mother instead!"

Hot Frogs

Q: What happens if you eat a hot frog?
A: You'll croak in no time!