Race Winner

Zach says to his mother, "You know that race where the sperm reaches the egg?" The mom responds, "Yes." Zach says, "I can't believe I won that race!"

Is That Mine?

A husband and wife have four boys. The odd part of it is that the older three have red hair, light skin, and are tall, while the youngest son has black hair, dark eyes, and is short. The father eventually takes ill and is lying on his deathbed when he turns to his wife and says, "Honey, before I die, be completely honest with me. Is our youngest son my child?" The wife replies, "I swear on everything that's holy that he is your son." With that, the husband passes away. The wife then mutters, "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three."

Dad's Gift

A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.
"Well son, now that you have a daughter of your own its time I gave you something."
"Dad you don't mean..."
"Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.
"Dad I don't know what to say...I'm honored." "Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."