Jokes about Families - Son Jokes

Dad's Gift

A proud new father sits down with his dad to have a drink.
"Well son, now that you have a daughter of your own its time I gave you something."
"Dad you don't mean..."
"Yes I do. You've earned it." Says the father as he passes a copy of '1001 Dad Jokes 5th Edition' to the son.
"Dad I don't know what to say...I'm honored." "Hi honored," Replies the father. "I'm dad."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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What's in a Name

Q: If a person from Holland marries a person from the Philippines, what would their babies be called?
A: Hollapinos

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
Anonymous

Ash Wednesday

The night of Ash Wednesday we had a dinner, followed by worship. During the dinner, a young mother came to me and said she overheard two 3rd graders talking earlier that day in school. The little girl asked the boy what that smudge was on his forehead. He replied, "Its Ash Wednesday." 
"What's Ash Wednesday?" She asked. 
"Oh, its when Christians begin their diet," he replied

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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